jonasbrothers:

how is smoking a joint even enjoyable i mean they’re just cartilage 

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"if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands"

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I will never not reblog this

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

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